Guy at work

So this guy at work, we'll call him "Phil", was talking to me for a looooooooooooong time today. Here are the highlights that I recall.

1. He was talking about an island in the Carribean, I believe. And saying how beautiful it is because it's on the equator. And then he told me how the sun is up for so long, "It comes up at 5:30 and doesn't go down till 9 o'clock at nighT!" Must be a cool place. Maybe it's magic?

2. At another point, probably about 45 min later he was talking about how a certain street on some city back east used to be really rough. "You'd only go down there for one of 2 things: drugs, a gun, or a woman."

3. He did the cancan.

You just can't make this stuff up.