Voices

A few days ago Louis was telling our friends a story, and the voice he used for me was this nagging lady voice, to which I took offense. But a day or two later he was telling me a story, and the voice he used for himself was like a nerdy stupid guy voice. Me: "that's the voice you use for yourself??" I was no longer offended by the voice he used for me because his was probably worse. I guess it would be funnier if one could blog in funny voices. I wish I could remember exactly how the himself voice sounded. Hopefully it re-emerges at some point.

Things that make me want to punch you

1. " I'm an aunt again!!!!!!"

PLEASE PLEASE everyone STOP SAYING THIS! Did the others die or what? Don't know if you're stupid or think it's cute but either way I hate it.

2. More than one fb post per day. Maybe you should shoot for 1/week or less please. Unless every post is extremely hilarious, which I doubt it is.

I'll try to remember to add more as they come since all of you love hearing people gripe :)  I really just want to help the world aka facebook become a better place. Let's see if we can get 5 hits within a year on this post!

The Championship

Well I guess we're wierdos and watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette now. Yesterday was the Bachelorette season finale and Louis said something like "... and the championship is on tonight." Isn't he darling. And who knew he would get into that show? :)

Lehi, UT

I just saw a guy fully dressed as a gorilla riding a motorcycle.

Guy at work

So this guy at work, we'll call him "Phil", was talking to me for a looooooooooooong time today. Here are the highlights that I recall.

1. He was talking about an island in the Carribean, I believe. And saying how beautiful it is because it's on the equator. And then he told me how the sun is up for so long, "It comes up at 5:30 and doesn't go down till 9 o'clock at nighT!" Must be a cool place. Maybe it's magic?

2. At another point, probably about 45 min later he was talking about how a certain street on some city back east used to be really rough. "You'd only go down there for one of 2 things: drugs, a gun, or a woman."

3. He did the cancan.

You just can't make this stuff up.

My birthday

I got bike gloves and bike socks for my birthday from Louis. He "wrapped" the socks in one of his soccer socks and the gloves in a big snow glove. When he told me to open my presents I said "which should I open first? The sock or the glove" and he thought it was hiliarious. Which it was. LOOOOOOOOVE

Jones

Lady selling Louis a dryer: "Ok so I'll need some information from you. What's your name?"

Louis: "Louis Jones"

Lady: "Are you related to a Danny Jones?" (All excited like.)

Louis: "No, I don't know any Danny Jones."

Lady: "Oh, you look so much like him, when you walked in I did a double take because I thought you were him."

Louis: "oh, where's he from"

Lady: "Mexico, I haven't seen him in probably 10 years"