Jones

Lady selling Louis a dryer: "Ok so I'll need some information from you. What's your name?"

Louis: "Louis Jones"

Lady: "Are you related to a Danny Jones?" (All excited like.)

Louis: "No, I don't know any Danny Jones."

Lady: "Oh, you look so much like him, when you walked in I did a double take because I thought you were him."

Louis: "oh, where's he from"

Lady: "Mexico, I haven't seen him in probably 10 years"